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Peter Parker. With great power, comes great badassery. Saving the world under 30 minutes. If it's over 30 minutes, it's free.



Tracked Tag: nerdyspiderman & nerdyspookyman

Male FC: Andrew Garfield

Teen!FC: Dylan O'Brien

Female FC: Ellen Page

Future!Male FC: Misha Collins/Hugh Dancy

Future!Fem FC: Tina Fey

M!A: None

[ Independent RP blog. Possible NSFW. ]
[ Semi Selective ]

[ Semi Hiatus ]


prxtegeons:

nerdyspiderman:

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”Well, because that would mean I am the only one who is… odd enough to wake up with a knob in his hand. Which makes me think of all sorts of questions that I’m not ready to ask myself.”

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      “What sort of questions would you not be ready to ask yourself after you’ve found that you’re the only who wakes up with a knob in your hand?

”Exactly the kind that would question of why I woke up with a knob in my hand.”

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prxtegeons:

nerdyspiderman:

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”Both, both. Yes, both.”

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     “I’m going to go out on a limb and ask why
      it was weird for me to not be waking with a
                                                     knob in my hand…?”

”Well, because that would mean I am the only one who is… odd enough to wake up with a knob in his hand. Which makes me think of all sorts of questions that I’m not ready to ask myself.”

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ow my neck

ow my wrist

ow my back

that was a nice sleep why am i so… tense

What do you care about straights like me and Gwen?

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jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

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how the hell did we manage to win only ONE game out of seven Okey games?!

GOSH DARN IT

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

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