GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared
Omg cute text post is cute
forever laughing at how Eleventh Doctor was plauged by the lack of eyebrows and now Twelve is mad because of the excessive amount of eyebrows
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nerdyspiderman: [text] Uh.. Allie.. I don't think you meant to send me these.. [text] My GOD you're flexible...
MY CHARACTER ACCIDENTALLY SENDS YOURS NAKED PICTURES OF THEMSELVES. LEAVE A REACTION IN MY ASK!
[Text:]…. Delete those or I’ll kill you
[Text:] And thank you. It was actually really hard to do. Now delete them!
[text] Scout’s honor!
[text] Yeah, sure, I’ve got plenty of spare rooms.
[text] Hope you like pizza for breakfast.
[Text:] Thank you! I owe you.
[Text:] Hell yeah. Does it have toppings?
[Text:] And I’m on my way over.
[text] Nah don’t worry about it.
[text] OF COURSE
[text] Do I look like a guy who would eat a half-assed pizza?
[text] NO SIR I AM NOT.
Send a ♒ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours!
”We really need to get drunk.”
"Nothing better than alcohol after a long day."
”Well, sleeping is pretty great also. That might be up there.”
- Ferit Orhan Pamuk, "My Father’s Suitcase", Nobel Prize for Literature lecture, December 7, 2006.
#me in class when i get the answer wrong